Why I want to get a Russian citizenship
1.Russia has very very low taxes even compared to third world countries - 13% flat income tax 20-24% corporate tax
2.The amount of money needed to get Russian citizenship by investment is less than 10% of the amount needed to get one for Canada/UK/Australia, and it only takes 3 years!
3.The most kickass anthem in the history of humanity
4.I think it has the best balance between modern day liberalism and crusader era fundamentalism since both modern day liberal Europe and fundamentalist middle east suck ass.You can also own guns in Russia while it's illegal or highly restricted in most of EU, but the gun laws in Russia aren't as retarded as in the USA.
5.Vladimir Putin actually protects the third world from the evil imperialist aggression.
6.I think I can eradicate all unemployment problems and modernize Russia if I became full citizen and devote 60% my time to the cause.(I would probably make Billion of dollars doing it too)
This would essentially negate all the effects of western sanctions while alleviating me to god status.