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I think it could looks better if a darker or lighter color was used for outline instead of black, this looks unpleasant on the left arm...



Why I want to get a Russian citizenship

1.Russia has very very low taxes even compared to third world countries - 13% flat income tax 20-24% corporate tax

2.The amount of money needed to get Russian citizenship by investment is less than 10% of the amount needed to get one for Canada/UK/Australia, and it only takes 3 years!

3.The most kickass anthem in the history of humanity

4.I think it has the best balance between modern day liberalism and crusader era fundamentalism since both modern day liberal Europe and fundamentalist middle east suck ass.You can also own guns in Russia while it's illegal or highly restricted in most of EU, but the gun laws in Russia aren't as retarded as in the USA.

5.Vladimir Putin actually protects the third world from the evil imperialist aggression.

6.I think I can eradicate all unemployment problems and modernize Russia if I became full citizen and devote 60% my time to the cause.(I would probably make Billion of dollars doing it too)

This would essentially negate all the effects of western sanctions while alleviating me to god status.


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Pheasant-One Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Have a Pepsi:
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To bridge the divide and come together in peace.
I'm giving them out to everyone.
Thread-Patrol Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  New Deviant
I will be monitoring your posts.  
You've been warned
CommanderEVE Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
One place I  really want to visit is Mongolia. 
Valzeras Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017
Lots of beautiful landscapes and nomads living like the middle ages.I wouldn't recommend going tho coz there's basically no rule of law.

They had the balls to stiff the royal family.
CommanderEVE Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
That is what I gathered, but many sites are conflicting, some say bad things and some say good things. That is why I wanted to ask you. Is it still OK even with a group, lead by a tour guide? There is also Inner Mongolia in China, which has the Great Wall of China...

Yeah I know. :lol:
Valzeras Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017
I think a few armed bodyguards would be better since it's more of a lawless place where anything might happen.…

The best option would be to have connections with the Mongolia or Chinese govt then get armed military personnel to guide you.I really wouldn't recommend going there without some military bodyguard.
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greensap Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2017   Traditional Artist
I can't believe your retiring Valzeras ... is it yourself ...?
Valzeras Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2017
Busy with investments and all that.
greensap Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2017   Traditional Artist
Fair enough ... it's difficult to read at the moment, it looks like Trumps might have taken the brakes off!  ... it seems the bears are exasperated :D
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